I think that once I get started, this list could go on and on...but here are a few things that I will never, ever do, or in some cases, do again.
I will never:
1. eat cannoli. just the thought of it makes me want to throw up--which i did, violently, the last time i ate it.
2. eat maraschino cherries. trust me, once you taste fresh cherries, you'll never go back.
3. tan (in any form--tanning bed, laying out, spray tan, etc). yes, i know i'm pale--very, very pale. i don't care how attractive tans are; i'm more interested in healthy skin.
4. take a gypsy cab the first day in another country. they charge twice as much. they also can't drive. (shudder)
5. watch scary movies alone. final destination? what. was. i. thinking.
6. tease my kid (or any kid) about their weight, looks, or hobbies. people who won't let their kids be who they want to be should not perpetuate the human race, period.
7. deny myself a piece of cake, a nap, or an hour of brainless television.
8. visit any gas station restroom along Arkansas highway 14. trust me, they're very, very bad.
9. double park. i hate when people do this.
10. drink tequila anywhere i could be recognized. along those lines, i will also never again wear anything cherished out to a bar.
11. pretend i like Nicholas Sparks.
12. criticize someone who works hard for a living, no matter their profession.
